The Top 20 Cheesiest Pickup Lines Of All Time

Top 20 Cheesiest Pickup Lines

The dating scene can be hard. This is especially true if you are looking for the special someone in a bar. Any bartender can tell you they have over heard a lot of different pick up lines. Some of them are really lame and super cheesy. However, there are a lot that are really funny. Here are 20 of the finest:

20.    I may not be the best looking guy in here but I am the only one talking to you.

19. Congratulations, you were just voted hottest girl in the room. Grand prize- a night with me.

18.    Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

17.    Did you just fart…….. cause you blew me away.

16.    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

15.    Can I even get a fake number?

14.    This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!

13.    Do you know the difference between conversation and sex? (when she answers no) Oh do you want to go have a talk?

12.    You look like my fifth wife.

11.    Screw me if I’m wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

10.    Hi, my name’s Right…Mr. Right

9.    When asked if a lady wanted to dance, she answered no. To which he replied why are you being so picky? I’m not.

8.    “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”

7. Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANFREAKINTASTIC!

6.    Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

5.    Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink.

4.    How much does a polar bear weigh? Answer- Enough to break the ice.

3.    You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

2.    Your mom was pretty good, so I figured you would be too.

Number one and our personal favorite:

You’ll do.

Hope you found them as funny as we did.